orange_smaug | In the Face of Adversity

Title: In the Face of Adversity
Rating: PG
Characters: Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji
Topic: Youth
Summary: UsoLuCho engage in some role-playing. This is much less kinky that it sounds.
Notes: All dialogue because I suck at prose-dialogue transitions.

//Chopperman in position, over.//

"Captain Hero in position, over."

//I'm in position!//

"You're supposed to use your code name!"

//Oops. Meat King in position, over.//

"Meat King, have you sighted the target?"

//Yeah, I see Zoro.//

"The target, you see the target."

//That's what I just said!//

"Nevermind. Is the target still sawing logs?"

//No, he's sleeping-//

"Chopperman, arm the spitball cannon!"

//Roger!//

//Hey, do you think this Roger guy's related to Gold Roger?//

//He is??//

//Maybe it'll change to Luffy when I become Pirate King!//

//Oh, that makes sense! Wait, does it?//

"AHEM. As I was saying, for the safety of the peoples from the Land of Merry, the Justice League of the Grand Line will rid the gentle peasantry of the terrifying Grouchy Green Giant! Lead by myself, the indomitable, unsurpassable, incomparable Captain Hero, we will triumph over the forces of evil-"

//Usopp...//

"Code names, people!"

//B-but Captain Hero, behind you--Aaaahh! I can't look!//

"Chopperman? Chopperman, do you read me-why hello there Sanji-kun!"

//Oh, it's Sanji. Does he want his wire thing back? You kind of took it apart though-//

"Shut up shut up shut up-"

"And a good day to you too, Usopp. You wouldn't happen to know where my whisk is, would you?"

"Of c-course not! Why ever would y-you think th-th-that?"

"Then you don't mind if I take a closer look at these new communication devices of yours?"

"Oh, th-these? They're a new invention I c-cooked up using tone d-d-dials and they allow us to speak over distances like den-de-de-de-den mushi and of course I would never ever think of using your whisk for wiring them oh shit-"

~end~

NOTES: I would have used Sogeking, but that would put this after Water 7 with their new crew member, and although I'm pretty sure it's going to be Franky, saying "I'm certain ______ will happen" about One Piece is just asking to be proven wrong :D.

The whisk is in reference to Zoro's inability to identify it in